Typically I’m just a mentally unstable female, with an attraction to felons. or just straight toxic men. But I’ve always wanted to fuck (excuse my french) a cop. for shits n gigs. I mean I can legally assault a police officer, he’s not gonna arrest me for a scratch or soft kick (like a pussy) then I realize homeboy is 6’5….UHHH HELLLLO. I guess if I’m gonna do this imma go big or go home.

talk about a sick and twisted lil girls fantasy.

that’s the jackpot. for cop standards at least